If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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