dude i'm inner monologue high
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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