I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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