it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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