so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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