You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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