I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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