Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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