He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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