I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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