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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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