ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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