I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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