Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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