So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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