Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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