So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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