come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
