did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
What drink are we having for lunch?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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