one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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