that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
BRING THE BAGELS
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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