Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
either way he was missing a nipple.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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