In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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