normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Your penis caused this!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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