I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw