we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR