help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You were trust falling into bushes
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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