: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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