WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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