She announced her abortion via fbk
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
