He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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