I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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