Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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