oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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