: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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