I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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