This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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