I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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