i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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