It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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