Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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