I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
All the doctor said was why
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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