The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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