Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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