butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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