I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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