I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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