Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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