By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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