we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
