Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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