Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's never too late to be topless.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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