I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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