Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I have feelings that need drinking.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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