I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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