Moan for me like Helen Keller
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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