are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize